I was named after a car

gierlichmypussy:

when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved

(via oddteens)

when my wifi stops working so do i

(Source: ozei, via oddteens)

"why the fuck am i crying"

- literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional (via viserrion)

(Source: tommypickles, via rebeccaintheskywithdiamondss)

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

(via pagingme)

(Source: fallingloki, via groovy-gravy)

supermegagardevoir:

THUNDERSTORMS ARE PERFECT OPPORTUNITIES TO CUDDLE.
WHAT IF THE POWER GOES OUT.
LETS MAKE A FORT.
DID LIGHTNING JUST SHOOT THROUGH OUR WINDOW?
IDK.
LETS MAKE OUT.

(via baimbie)

jenner-news:

09.20.14: More of Kendall walking in the Dolce and Gabbana fashion show

(via kendallkyliejennergirls)