"Blaziken"- cool fire Pokémon
"Blazeitken"-Barbie encouraging bad choices
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence
That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read.
My favorite thing about Tina is that she says all the weird shit that I remember thinking when I was her age but instead of being ostracized for saying them her family and friends are basically like yup that’s Tina you go Tina.
the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience
Reasons abortion should be fully covered on all insurance plans:
- If you can’t afford an abortion, you definitely can’t afford a pregnancy
- If you can’t afford an abortion, and are forced to carry a pregnancy to term anyway, you sure as hell can’t afford a child
Who the fuck do you think you’re really protecting here?