I was named after a car

mermaidandthedrunks:

(Source: mastergamgee, via rumblemoore)

"Beautiful Death" on Game of Thrones #3

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itssassyphan:

reigisaswimminginmyheart:

ah2spooky:

beahbeah:

also: SPACE SHEETS

i literally can’t imagine a scenario where a person wouldn’t want these

The sex would be

OUT OF THIS WORLD

GET OUT

OF THIS WORLD

(via itook-infinityfromthesky)

thepsychoticchef:

 

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via groovy-gravy)

hotdiggitydogblog:

I have no idea how I’m going to top Max’s 3rd birthday. Obviously it was the highlight of his life. -_-

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"What a fucking nerd"

- Me talking about someone I love (via cowprince)

(via quite-sirius)