I was named after a car

madturbating:

princess:

imagine if mcdonalds didn’t even exist

(via paging-doctorfaggot)

yurihooves:

i have two sneezes

the fairy princess sneeze

and the death metal sneeze

(via ourdisneymemories)

disneyscouples:

FOR THE LOVE OF DISNEY

(Source: shek027, via ourdisneymemories)

brigantes:

call us brutal, sick, sadistic, and grotesquely optimistic
‘cause way down deep inside we’ve got a dream!

(via ourdisneymemories)

xjennersonx:

butchbikinikill:

jonnovstheinternet:

Cats stuck in things

holy shit. losing it at work. disrupting allll kinds of productivity!!

I love cats

(via ourdisneymemories)

mostrandomfaves:

this has most likely been done before

(via ourdisneymemories)

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

(via disconte-nt)